John Heald's Cleveland Glitter Knickers

If you know… you KNOW.

For years, John’s legendary Cleveland quips have had fans giggling from sail-away to debarkation — and now you can finally wear the punchline. Introducing the Cheeky Cleveland Glitter Knickers: a gloriously sparkly tribute to one of his most enduring inside jokes.

These are not about sports. They’re about being in on the fun.

Crafted for comfort but designed for maximum sass, these glittery beauties are perfect for loyal FFS fans who appreciate John’s signature humour and aren’t afraid to sparkle while doing it.

Whether you’re packing for your next cruise, surprising your cabin mate, or simply celebrating your favorite long-running gag, these knickers are proof that true fans don’t just laugh — they commit.

Cheeky. Sparkly. Completely Cleveland.