Eden Parker Music If Anyone Asks... Tee

Show off your sense of humor with the “If Anyone Asks I’ve Had Two Polite Cocktails” tee, inspired by Eden Parker’s iconic saying. This fun and playful shirt captures Eden’s witty personality and the lighthearted spirit he brings to every piano bar performance. Perfect for fans who love his humor, charm, and unforgettable shows at sea, it’s a must-have addition to your cruise or everyday wardrobe.

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